A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The $20 answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church."
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