A newspaper ran a contest asking kids for their profound thoughts (akin to the old “Deep Thoughts” segment on Saturday Night Live). Here are some submissions:

“I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?” (Age 15)

”Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.” (Age 13)

“Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.” (Age 10)

”For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That’s what happens to cheese when you leave it out.” (Age 6)

”As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you’ll have a couple of days saved up.” (Age 7)

”If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.” (Age 15)

(From Doc’s Daily Chuckle)

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