Did you hear about the Baptist deacon who was driving along when he was stopped by the local police. Seeing an empty bottle on the floor, the officer said, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“No officer, just water,” replied the smiling deacon.
“Then why do I smell alcohol on your breath?” asked the policeman.
“Praise the Lord!” shouted the deacon. “He’s done it again!”
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