On a street with a 30-mile-per-hour speed limit, the police officer pulled over a car going 50. Walking up to the driver’s window, the officer said, “Not only have you been driving too fast, you’ve been passing cars where it is prohibited, your taillights don’t work, and your tires are completely worn out. This ticket is going to cost you a lot. What’s your name?”

The man replied, “Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic.”

To which the officer replied, “Well, I’ll let you go this time but don’t do it again.”

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