Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time.

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late…but he was a good worker–really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded, a real credit to the company and obviously was good at demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.

One day, the boss called him into the office for a talk. “Charley, I have to tell you: I like your work ethic, you do a bang up job; but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”
“Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”

”Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear. It’s odd, though–your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?”

‘They said, “Good morning, Admiral, can I get you coffee, sir?”’

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