One day a salesman knocked on the farmhouse door. When the wife came to the door, he asked, “Is your husband home, Ma’am?”
She said, “Sure is. He’s out with the cows.”
The salesman responded, “I’ve got something to show him. Will I have any problem finding him?”
“Shouldn’t have any problems,” she said. “He’s the one with the beard and mustache.”
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