From a recent “Hagar the Horrible” comic: Hagar is inciting on his troops. “This is the moment we’ve been waiting for men! The moment we do battle with the enemy! Is everyone here?”
They shout: “Yes!”
Hagar continues: “OK men — repeat after me: ‘I am a Viking Warrior!'”
“I AM A VIKING WARRIOR!” they shout.
“And I will fight to the death for what I believe!”
There is silence in the next two frames, then in the third frame Hagar asks: “OK, why aren’t you repeating after me?!”
One meek Viking speaks for them all: “Hagar, the men would like to change that to ‘and I will fight hard until it’s time for dinner.'”
(Brian Stoffregen, Exegetical Notes, Sermons.com)
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