A group of Florida senior citizens were talking about their ailments:

“My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee.”

“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee.”

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.”

“My blood pressure pills make my dizzy.”

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old.”

“Well, it’s not all bad. We should be thankful we can still drive.”

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