Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his
technique never improved a bit.

As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new
ball into the woods. On the second hole, he drove another new ball into a lake.
On the third, he lost a new ball in another part of the woods.
“Why don’t you use an old ball?” his friend Sam asked.
“I’ve never had an old ball,” Morris said.

 – from Pastor Tim’s CleanLaugh
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– http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh


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Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly before!
Caddy: “I didn’t realize you had played before, sir.”

Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?”
Caddy: “Eventually.”

Golfer (screaming): “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world!”
Caddy: “I doubt it. That would be too much of a coincidence!”

(from The Daily Dilly)


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