You know you’re drinking too much coffee when:

– You answer the door before people knock.
– You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
– You sleep with your eyes open.
– You have to watch videos in fast-forward speed to avoid being bored.
– You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even
work there.
– Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
– All your kids are named “Joe.”
– Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”
– You don’t sweat, you percolate.
– You go to AA Meetings just for the free coffee.
– Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.

Instant coffee takes too long.
– Your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
– You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
– You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
– You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

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