Dear Ann Landers: The letter from the woman married to the tightwad – she couldn’t get an extra quarter out of him – reminded me of my wonderful aunt who was beautifully warmhearted and had a great sense of humor.
Aunt “Emma” was married to a tightwad who was also a little strange. He made a good salary, but they lived frugally because he insisted on putting 20 percent of his paycheck under the mattress. (The man didn’t trust banks). The money, he said, was going to come in handy in their old age.
When “Uncle Ollie” was 60, he was stricken with cancer. Toward the end, he made Aunt Em promise, in the presence of his brothers, that she would put the money he had stashed away in his coffin so he could buy his way into heaven if he had to.
They all knew he was a little odd, but this was clearly a crazy request. Aunt Em did promise, however, and assured Uncle Ollie’s brothers that she was a woman of her word and would do as he asked.
The following morning she took the money (about $26,000) to the bank and deposited it. She then wrote a check and put it in the casket four days later.
This is a true story and our family has laughed about it ever since.
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