Toy Disclaimers July 15, 2007 With toys on our minds, here are some disclaimers to be found at a toy department near you: * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks. * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much. * Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial. * Some dismemberment may occur. * In case of breakage, scream until dad buys a replacement. * Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously. * Use as an actual terrorist device not recommended. *Do not attempt to combine your Ultra Mega Warrior with your cat to make Ultra Mega Cat Warrior. * NOTE: The makers of “Queen Amidala’s Naboo Dream Palace” assume no responsibility for the quality of the movie which spawned it. * Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile. (from Pastor Tim’s PearlyGates List – http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh) Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.