The New Car Blues Michael Duduit September 6, 2016 You need a new car when . . . – You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you. – You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get the duct tape replaced. – You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get accused of stealing. – The Blue Book lists your car under “Health Risk.” – The only thing holding your bumper on is the “Dukakis/Bentsen ’88” sticker. – You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a hundred dollars and a new stereo. – The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before parking your car. – The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian. (from Cybersalt Digest) Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.