All Time Dumbest Questions Asked by Banff Park tourists July 15, 2007 (as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff): 1. How do the elk know they’re supposed to cross at the “Elk Crossing” signs? 2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose? 3. Are the bears with collars tame? 4. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose? 5. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent? 6. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today – could you tell me what it was? 7. Are there birds in Canada? 8. What’s the best way to see Canada in a day? 9. When we enter B.C. (British Columbia) do we have to convert our money to British pounds? 10. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don’t they? 11. Are there phones in Banff? 12. So it’s eight kilometers away . . . is that in miles? 13. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY lost? 14. Is that two kilometers by foot or by car? 15. Where do you put the animals at night? (from The Daily Dilly) Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.