The trailers for the new Star Wars movie (due out in December) have set the Internet abuzz, but aren’t there some things you just wish those iconic characters would say in Episode 7?

Han: OK, I admit it. It's all my fault.
Luke: Wanna see some neat Jedi tricks?
Yoda: I've fallen, and I can't get up!
Chewbacca: Why don't I ever get the girl?
Han: I traded the Falcon in for this new family model…
Leia: I want my hairstylist executed—immediately.
Han: Ouch! Chewie, have you been using my razor again?
C3PO: Actually, I have nothing to say.
Darth Vader: This is CNN.
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