That was fun. When will all of your friends be over to watch football again?

While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they’ll still cover.

I liked that wedding more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.

That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I’m going to go over and talk to her.

I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends; tell me more.

I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one. What a wonderful Valentine’s Day present!

Let’s just leave the toilet seat up at all times so you won’t have to mess with it anymore.

I’m so happy with my new hairstyle; I don’t think I’ll ever change it again.

Wow, I wish March Madness could go on all year long! (from Pastor Tim’s PearlyGates List)

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