"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (Seen on an 8-year-old)
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"My Dog Can Lick Anyone."
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries with That?"
"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."
"A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a cash advance."
"Time's fun when you're having flies…Kermit the Frog."
(from Laugh & Lift)