"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (Seen on an 8-year-old)

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"Procrastinate Now."

"My Dog Can Lick Anyone."

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries with That?"

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."

"A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a cash advance."

"Time's fun when you're having flies…Kermit the Frog."
(from Laugh & Lift)

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