Here are some things you’ll want to do before the Lord takes you home:
• Write a book. Title it A New York Times Best Seller.
• Dress up as stormtrooper. Go into cellphone store. Find the droid you're looking for.
• Go trick-or-treating on April 1.
• Withdraw money from the ATM. Scream, "I won! I won!"
• Break a mirror with a rabbit's foot.
• Sneeze in front of the pope. Get blessed.
• Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."
• Go into a restaurant with a sign that says, "Breakfast anytime," and order French toast during the Renaissance period.
• Walk to pizza store. Order delivery. Get free ride back to your house with pizza.
• Order a veggie burger with bacon.

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