(as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff):

1. How do the elk know they’re supposed to cross at the “Elk Crossing” signs?

2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?

3. Are the bears with collars tame?

4. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?

5. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?

6. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today – could you tell me what it was?

7. Are there birds in Canada?

8. What’s the best way to see Canada in a day?

9. When we enter B.C. (British Columbia) do we have to convert our money to British pounds?

10. Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don’t they?

11. Are there phones in Banff?

12. So it’s eight kilometers away . . . is that in miles?

13. Where can I get my husband really, REALLY lost?

14. Is that two kilometers by foot or by car?

15. Where do you put the animals at night? (from The Daily Dilly)

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