10. There's a cooler full of drinks next to the pulpit.
9. The pews have camper hookups.
8. You overhear the pastor telling the audio guy to have a few dozen extra CDs on hand to record today's sermon.
7. The preacher brought a snack to the pulpit.
6. The sermon includes a 15-minute intermission.
5. The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.
4. When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, he rolls in a filing cabinet.
3. The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.
2. Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher turns up a four-foot hour-glass.
1. The minister says, "You'll be out in time to watch the Super Bowl" but it's only November!  (adapted from Cybersalt Digest)


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