Martha Stewart doesn’t live here!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

I would cook dinner, but I can’t find the can opener!

My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don’t like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
(from Pastor Tim’s CleanLaugh List)

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