The late Erma Bombeck made these New Year’s resolutions: 
1. I’m going to clean this dump just as soon as the kids grow up. 
2. I will go to no doctor whose office plants have died. 
3. I’m going to follow my husband’s suggestion to put a little excitement into my life by living within our budget. 
4. I’m going to apply for a hardship scholarship to Weight Watchers. 
5. I will never loan my car to anyone I have given birth to. 
6. And just like last year…I am going to remember that my children need love the most when they deserve it the least. 
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