• The parachute company says you’ll get a full refund.
• They say the house didn’t float very far at all.
The National Enquirer just loved those pictures of you at work.
• Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.
• The reward for your capture has reached $50,000.
• The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
• The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
• Those grand juries always over-react. Don’t worry about it.
• The boss said while you’re sick, he’d do all your work personally.
(http://www.cybersalt.org/entertainment)
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