* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

* Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

* Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

* An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

* I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day but couldn’t find any.

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