* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
* Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
* Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
* An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
* I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day but couldn’t find any.