A female reader offers these suggestions:
• Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.
• Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
• If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
• Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?
• Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
• Of course I don’t look busy. I did it right the first time.
• Do not start with me. You will not win.
• You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
• I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
• Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
• Don’t upset me! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
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