Here are some responses to questions on fifth and sixth grade science tests:

~There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.

~Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don’t, why you should.

~Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.

~The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

~Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.

~Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.

~Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.

~A monsoon is a French gentleman.

~The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

~To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

~When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.

~For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

~Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

~One main cause of dust is janitors. (Pastor Tim’s Clean Laugh List)

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