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Illustration: New Year's Resolutions
Bill called his parents to wish them a happy New Year, and his dad answered the phone.

"Well, Dad, what's your New Year's resolution?" Bill asked him. "To make your mother as happy as I can all year," Dad answered.

When mom got on the phone, Bill said, "What's your resolution, Mom?"

She answered, "To see that your dad keeps his New Year's resolution."
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