http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/ Preaching.com - Humor en-us Copyright 2008 - Preaching.com Salem Publishing - RSS Generator rss@Preaching.com rss@Preaching.com Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:30:49 GMT Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:30:49 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/ http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/ http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/preaching/system/gr/preaching_logo_rss.gif 250 43 http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547889/ Here are some quotes from athletes and coaches that might have been better left unsaid:* New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season..."I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:51:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547889/ Here are some quotes from athletes and coaches that might have been better left unsaid:* New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season..."I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547888/ The National Center for Fathering conducts Father of the Year Essay Contests in partnership with local schools and sponsoring organizations. In 2005, eight contests were held and altogether, over 100,000... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:49:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547888/ The National Center for Fathering conducts Father of the Year Essay Contests in partnership with local schools and sponsoring organizations. In 2005, eight contests were held and altogether, over 100,000... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547887/ 10. He promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.9. He runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."8. His #1 choice for a position on his cabinet is "That Bob... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:46:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547887/ 10. He promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.9. He runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."8. His #1 choice for a position on his cabinet is "That Bob... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547900/ In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:26:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547900/ In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547899/ An elderly man was at home, upstairs, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing,... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:24:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547899/ An elderly man was at home, upstairs, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing,... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547898/ The following are actual submissions on a series of science quizzes, tests, and essays:"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.""H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:22:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547898/ The following are actual submissions on a series of science quizzes, tests, and essays:"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.""H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547897/ The Evangelical Press Association (EPA) website recently shared the following: Christianese is a language used in the Christian subculture and understood easily only by other practicing Christians. As... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:21:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547897/ The Evangelical Press Association (EPA) website recently shared the following: Christianese is a language used in the Christian subculture and understood easily only by other practicing Christians. As... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547896/ A 4th grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest.Here is what they came up with: Better... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:19:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547896/ A 4th grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest.Here is what they came up with: Better... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547895/ • When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter.• Your garage is larger than your house.• Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:17:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547895/ • When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter.• Your garage is larger than your house.• Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547894/ Here are some classified ads that appeared in newspapers — but perhaps could have used a bit more proofreading:2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost:... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:15:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547894/ Here are some classified ads that appeared in newspapers — but perhaps could have used a bit more proofreading:2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. Lost:... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547893/ What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures:+65 — Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.+60 — Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).+50 — Miami residents turn on the heat.+45... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:13:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547893/ What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures:+65 — Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.+60 — Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).+50 — Miami residents turn on the heat.+45... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547892/ With toys on our minds, here are some disclaimers to be found at a toy department near you:* No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:10:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547892/ With toys on our minds, here are some disclaimers to be found at a toy department near you:* No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product. * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547891/ (as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff):1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?3. Are... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:08:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547891/ (as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff):1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?3. Are... http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547890/ 1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.5. Remember,... Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:03:00 GMT http://www.preaching.com/resources/humor/11547890/ 1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.5. Remember,...