PREACHING ONLINE
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MICHAEL'S WEEKLY PODCAST
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Mark Batterson is Lead Pastor of National Community Church in Washington, D.C., which is reaching emerging generations in and around the nation’s capital. He is also author of widely read books, including his most recent, Wild Goose Chase. In this podcast Mark talks about his own preaching ministry, how they plan sermon series and much more.
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HUMOR
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Here are some quotes from athletes and coaches that might have been better left unsaid:
* New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season..."I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes...
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The National Center for Fathering conducts Father of the Year Essay Contests in partnership with local schools and sponsoring organizations. In 2005, eight contests were held and altogether, over 100,000 school children...
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10. He promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.9. He runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."8. His #1 choice for a position on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy."7. His outstanding...
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In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time...
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An elderly man was at home, upstairs, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the...
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The following are actual submissions on a series of science quizzes, tests, and essays:
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"To collect...
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The Evangelical Press Association (EPA) website recently shared the following: Christianese is a language used in the Christian subculture and understood easily only by other practicing Christians. As Christian communicators...
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A 4th grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest.Here is what they came up with:
Better to be safe than punch...
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• When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter.
• Your garage is larger than your house.
• Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."
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Here are some classified ads that appeared in newspapers — but perhaps could have used a bit more proofreading:
2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
Lost: small apricot...
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