Jack was 70 years old, extremely wealthy and a widower. One day he showed up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous and breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old brunette. She ias hanging on to his arm and listening intently to his every word.
His usual golf buddies stood amazed; and at the first opportunity, they came to him and asked, "Jack, how did you get the amazing trophy girlfriend?"
Jack replies, "Girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend—she's my wife."
Everyone is shocked, and they ask, "So how did you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age," Jack replied.
"What? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Jack smiled and said, "Nope, I told her I was 90."