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John
Ortberg is one of those preacher-authors whose insights usually
make me think. In a recent meditation published in the Christian
Century, he observed, "One of the marks of the human condition
is that it is not simply depraved or lost; it is also ridiculous.
Paul says that as we relate to each other we are to sing psalms
and hymns and spiritual songs, making melody to the Lord in our
hearts and giving thanks to God at all times. But even in the church
we end up spending more time fighting about the kind of melodies
we should sing, and whether the Lord God prefers organ or guitar.
People split churches over how loudly the songs should be amplified.
We are ridiculous. . . .
"Of
course, folly in the tradition of ancient wisdom literature involves
something more tragic than wasting energy trying to get into the
Guinness Book of Records. Foolishness, in this way of thinking,
is not so much a disease of the intellect as of the will. The fool
says in her heart that there is no God; or that she will live as
god, which is perhaps the same thing. The fool thinks he needs bigger
barns for the riches that he in his cleverness has accumulated,
and forgets that the night when his construction project is finished
is the night he has scheduled a massive coronary. You can be a fool
and still find good work in Cambridge, Massachusetts, or on Madison
Avenue. Sometimes it helps.
"Paul
said of fools: 'Their god is their stomach.' They have a philosophy
of life that was perhaps best articulated by Sesame Street's
Cookie Monster: 'See cookie. Want cookie. Absorb cookie. Seek ye
first the cookie.' Some of the highest-IQ people in our world stay
up late at night trying to find new ways to convince us that we
are nothing more than a collection of appetites. See. Want. Absorb.
What would Paul say to a society whose magazine covers feature well-coiffed,
aerobicized versions of the Cookie Monster? 'Thou shalt not be ridiculous.'"
That's
a good word for those of us who preach God's Word. Let's keep our
focus on the right target. As Ortberg concludes, "The fullness
of the Spirit comes only when we are emptied of all the ego and
self-preoccupation that promises so much and delivers so little;
emptied of all that is foolish and dying and ridiculous."
Go
therefore, and be not ridiculous.
Michael
Duduit, Editor
michael@preaching.com
www.michaelduduit.com
There
will be no issue of PreachingNow
next week. The next issue will be dated Sept. 12.
Correction:
Several readers have reconfirmed my cultural confusion, as modeled
in last week's issue (click
here if you missed it). Turns out Ray Stevens actually sang
about a squirrel in church, not snakes; it was gospel singer Wendy
Bagwell who sang about snakes. As for me, nobody asks me to sing
about much of anything -- generally a wise choice.
Click
here to visit "I Was Just Thinking" (Michaels
blog) for insights and observations about faith and culture issues.

Horizontal
preaching not enough
In
his essay "Preaching and Biblical Theology" in the summer
edition of the Southern Baptist Journal of Theology, Thomas
R. Schreiner argues that a faithful minister must center his message
on the Gospel because it is the fulfillment of all of Scripture.
Sermons on marriage, raising children, depression and conquering
fears have their place, he writes, but all must be understood in
terms of Christ, who is the central focus of Scripture.
Schreiner,
who is Professor of New Testament at Southern Baptist Seminary,
writes, "In many conservative churches pastors almost always
preach on the horizontal level. . . . Many congregations do not
realize what is happening because the moral life that is commended
accords, at least in part, with Scripture and speaks to the felt
needs of both believers and unbelievers. Pastors believe they must
fill their sermons with stories and illustrations, so that the anecdotes
flesh out the moral point enunciated. Every good preacher, naturally,
illustrates the points being made. But sermons can become so chock
full of stories and illustrations that they are bereft of any theology.
"Our
task as preachers is to proclaim the whole counsel of God. We will
not fulfill our calling if as preachers we fail to do biblical theology.
. . . We are not faithfully serving our congregations if they do
not understand how the whole of Scripture points to Christ, and
if they do not gain a better understanding from us of the storyline
of the Bible." (Click
here to read the full article.)
http://www.bpnews.net/bpnews.asp?ID=23797

Leaders
need to be unlearners
In
his book Practicing Greatness (Jossey-Bass), Reggie McNeal
talks about the need for leaders to practice self-development, and
part of that is being a lifelong learner -- or "unlearner":
"Lifelong
learning actually means lifelong unlearning. Mike's capacity
to grow through the years rested on his willingness to put yesterday's
ideas, attitudes, and approaches under the knife of new insights
and new challenges. The unlearning curve often proves steeper than
the learning curve. . . .
"The
church is having to play catch-up to the Spirit again, just as it
did in the book of Acts. The Kingdom Age is fast eclipsing the dominant
Church culture. The Christian movement is again taking to the streets,
to the marketplace, to homes, moving out of institutional settings
and beyond institutional control. Spiritual leaders who have trained
for institutional leadership, who anchor their leadership in positional
authority, and who rely on educational credentialing don't understand
the new expectations for leadership rooted in personal credibility,
legitimized by followers, not external agencies. Leaders locked
in the old world still believe that people think in secular-versus-sacred
dichotomies and are expressing their spiritual quest by looking
for a great church to join. Only unlearning those tried-and-true
assumptions and practices will equip leaders to move with and meet
these new conditions.
Leaders
who refuse to engage in lifelong unlearning set themselves up to
be relics of a world that is fast passing away (except where it
is preserved in self-contained religious clubs). They run the risk
of not only missing greatness but of sliding into ineffectiveness,
as they and their organizations become irrelevant. They stunt their
growth. They die in place, even if they don't get 'buried' for several
more years." (Click
here to learn more about Practicing Greatness.)

Engage
children in sermons
In
her book Captivating Children's Sermons (Baker), Beth Edington
Hewitt writes that in presenting children's sermons, it is important
to full engage the kids.
"Children
use their whole bodies to learn. They love to move, to touch things,
taste things, smell things, and see things. Sitting and listening
rank low on the list of 'Things Kids Really Love To Do.' Therefore,
you should limit sitting and listening activities for children in
church. A good children's sermon gives kids something to do.
"The
best way to tell Bible stories to children is to say to them, 'Today,
I am going to tell you an awesome story from the Bible, and I need
your help.' This participation can take a variety of forms. Children
can act out the story. They can make sound effects. They can hold
props. They can wear costumes. They can say repeating words or phrases
from the story. Give children something to do in the Bible story,
and they will listen and learn." (Click
here to learn more about the book Captivating Children's
Sermons)

ILLUSTRATION:
Labor Day, Work
A
Public Agenda Foundation study, coauthored by Daniel Yankelovich,
came up with these top ten qualities that today's workers want in
a job:
1.
Work with people who treat me with respect
2. Interesting work
3. Recognition for good work
4. Chance to develop skills
5. Work for people who listen if you have ideas about how to do
things better
6. A chance to think for myself
7. Seeing the end results of my work
8. Working for efficient managers
9. A job that is not too easy
10. Feeling well-informed about what is going on
(Dallas
Seminary Daily Devotional, 6-23-06)

ILLUSTRATION:
Work, Labor Day
Dad
frequently talked about his job at home, and Amy, his young daughter,
had always expressed great interest. So Dad thought it would be
a treat for Amy to spend the day with him at the office. All through
the day, Amy seemed excited to meet each co-worker Dad introduced.
On the way home, however, she seemed somewhat down.
"Didn't
you have a nice time?" Dad asked.
"Well,
it was okay." Amy responded. "But I thought it would be
more like a circus."
Confused,
Dad asked, "Whatever do you mean?"
She
said, "Well, you said you work with a bunch of clowns, and
I never got to see them!" (from Cybersalt Digest)

'Preaching
Truth' conferences resume in September
A
new series of Preaching Truth in a Whatever World events
are planned for Fall 2006. These one-day preaching conferences explore
strategies for effective biblical preaching in a postmodern world.
Led by Preaching editor
Michael Duduit and a variety of guest speakers, these conferences
offer a valuable time of insight and refreshment for those who proclaim
the Word. Preaching Truth conferences will be held in the following
cities:
Shreveport,
LA -- Sept 14
Atlanta, GA -- Sept 28
Memphis, TN -- Oct 17
Bradenton, FL -- Nov 28
West Palm Beach, FL -- Nov 30
Oakland, CA -- Dec 4
For
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website at www.preaching.com/truth

ILLUSTRATION:
Deception
A
big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed
by an old rancher.
The
rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which
the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair
value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the
justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.
The
attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried
to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling
job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was
asking.
After
the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young
lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling
the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but
I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The
engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the
train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness
to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"
The
old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I
was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that
doggone bull came home this morning."

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FROM THE SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER ISSUE OF
PREACHING . . .
In
a sermon titled "What's In It for Me?," Michael
Milton illustrates: "I will never forget June Day. June
Day was a girl in our class in Junior High School who was
always called upon to stand at the board and take names in
case any of us acted up while the teacher went out to that
strange, mysterious place called the faculty lounge. Basically,
she couldn't take any more and needed a break. And June Day
was called upon to police the room. I must admit that during
those days I did not like June Day because June invariably
wrote my name on the board. But one day when the teacher went
out and June stood, with chalk in hand, eyes scanning the
class for any signs of misbehavior, the class could take no
more of June. The class erupted into a giant spitball arena.
It was absolute anarchy. Suddenly, June got hit -- right in
the face. There was silence. We wondered what would happen.
"June put down her chalk, bent over, got the spitball,
and threw it back. She was a part of the anarchy! June Day
was not perfect! She could not keep up her veneer of perfection.
She was a party to the crime. It was then, as June's arm was
cocked back ready to sail another projectile through the class,
that our teacher returned. 'June! What are you doing?' I forgot
to tell you that the teacher was her mother. But poor old
June Day met her match, and she just couldn't keep up her
image of being perfect.
"And
you know what? Neither can you. None of us can. We cannot
come to God based on our righteousness. Do you know what God
calls it? He says our righteousness before Him is like filthy
rags. So what do we do? We divest ourselves of such an idea.
It is unbelief and it is a sin against Christ and His blood
shed for sinners. We come to Jesus, just as we are, without
one plea and cry out to Him. It's called repentance."
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LINK OF THE WEEK
Terry
Mattingly, Douglas LeBlanc and other evangelical journalists
contribute regularly to a website designed to report and reflect
on the way mainstream journalism deals with -- or often overlooks
-- the role of religion in news events. You'll find the site
at
www.getreligion.org
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ILLUSTRATION:
Urgency, Blame
A
prominent West Texas rancher-oil man had an unmarried daughter.
In hopes of finding her an appropriate husband, he invited all of
the eligible bachelors in the county to a barbecue at his ranch.
As they gathered around the swimming pool for the festivities he
made an announcement. He said, "This swimming pool is filled
with man-eating sharks and anyone who will swim across it can have
the hand of my daughter in marriage and one-half of my vast fortune,
or they can have $1 million in cash."
He
had hardly finished his announcement when there was a splash and
one of the men went swimming across the pool, lickety-split. As
he climbed out on the other side, the rancher rushed over, shook
his hand, and said, "Son, congratulations! I suppose you would
like to have the hand of my daughter in marriage and one-half of
my vast fortune?"
He
said, "No, I don't want that."
The
rancher said, "Well, then I suppose you would like the $1 million
in cash."
He
said, "No, I don't want that."
"Then,"
asked the rancher, "what would you like?"
He
said, "What I'd like is to get my hands on the fellow who pushed
me."
Sometimes
we need a push in life. (Paul Powell, How to Start a Church Fire)

ILLUSTRATION:
Baptism
On
August 12 and 13, Fellowship Church in Grapevine, Texas took a page
out of the first century church and organized a spontaneous baptism.
"The New Testament tells us that on the Day of Pentecost 3,000
people were baptized that day," said Senior Pastor Ed
Young. "I simply challenged the congregation to step up and
be baptized if they were already Christ-followers. I told them that
they could make this day, that day," Young added.
The
response was overwhelming as 583 people responded to Young's invitation
to be baptized, a church record for one weekend. "It was amazing
to see so many people respond to Christ's command to go public with
their faith. And it was a powerful show of support from the congregation
as they stood and applauded as people came forward," Young
said.
Doris
Scoggins, director of baptism for the church, organized the massive
effort and ensured that there was plenty of room for people to change
into shorts and t-shirts. The scene was repeated at Fellowship's
three satellite campuses located across the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex
in Plano, Downtown Dallas, and Justin, Texas.
"Baptism
is one of the fundamental steps in any Christ follower's life. It's
our job as a church to remind people of that. And I want to take
every opportunity to help people move forward in their walk while
they are white hot. I don't want those excuses to creep in. It's
funny how many people will become a Christian and then balk when
it comes to being baptized," Young said.

"There's
no labor a man can do that's undignified -- if he does it right."
(Bill Cosby)

Come
to Cambridge next April
The
third International Congress on Preaching will be April 17-19,
2007, in Cambridge, England. The theme is "For Such a Time
as This: Preaching Truth in an Age of Idolatry." In this historic
setting you'll enjoy addresses, sermons and practical workshops
led by a remarkable team of preachers and teachers, including
David
Jeremiah
Dave Stone
Calvin Miller
Robert Smith
Michael Milton
J. Alfred Smith
and
many more! Registration is now available at a big discount -- register
by October 1 and save $100 off the normal rate. (Enough to buy a
bunch of fish and chips!) To learn more visit the website at www.preaching.com/icop
or call (800) 288-9673 (outside the US, call 615-312-4245.)

A
Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their
lives studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their
respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study
the bears.
Finally,
their request was granted, and they immediately flew to Yellowstone.
They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the
grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study
the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance, and finally
the ranger relented.
The
Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report
in every day. For several days they called in, and then nothing
was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search
party & found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the
missing men.
Following
the trails of a male and a female bear, they finally caught up with
the female. Fearing an international incident, they decided they
must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientist.
They
killed the female and opened the stomach to find the remains of
the Russian scientist.
One
ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means,
don't you?"
The
other ranger nodded and responded . . .
"I
guess it means the Czech is in the male."

"Tomorrow
is Labor Day, I suppose set by an act of Congress. How Congress
knew anything about labor is beyond me." (Will Rogers)

Academic
lingo
The
following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand
the mysterious language of science and medicine. These special phrases
are also applicable to anyone working on a Ph.D. dissertation or
academic paper anywhere!
"It
has long been known" -- I didn't look up the original reference.
"Three
of the samples were chosen for detailed study" -- The other
results didn't make any sense.
"Typical
results are shown" -- This is the prettiest graph.
"In
my experience" -- once.
"In
case after case" -- twice.
"In
a series of cases" -- thrice.
"It
is believed that" -- I think.
"It
is generally believed that" -- A couple of others think so,
too.
"Correct
within an order of magnitude" -- Wrong.
"According
to statistical analysis" -- Rumor has it.
"A
statistically oriented projection of the significance of these findings"
-- A wild guess.
"It
is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete
understanding of this phenomenon occurs" -- I don't understand
it.
"After
additional study by my colleagues" -- They don't understand
it either.
"Thanks
are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to Cindy
Adams for valuable discussions" -- Mr. Blotz did the work and
Ms. Adams explained to me what it meant.
"It
is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation in
this field" -- I quit.
(from
Cybersalt Digest)

And
finally . . .
Canadian
Ulysee Mailett thought he'd won part of a $42 million prize after
reading his lottery numbers in the Montreal Gazette -- until
he later discovered that the newspaper had mistakenly reprinted
the winning numbers from a previous lottery. Now Ulysee wants the
newspaper to pay for his pain and suffering.
According
to an Aug. 21 Cnews story, "Maillet is seeking 'a fair settlement'
from the newspaper for the 'devastation' he says he suffered."
And
if you think Ulysee was mad, imagine the guy who tossed his winning
ticket after reading the incorrect numbers in the newspaper.
The
Gazette is now printing a disclaimer at the bottom of its
lottery numbers story.

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