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Twelve
reasons I quit attending football games -- or did I mean church?
1.
Every time I went, they asked me for money.
2. The people sitting next to me didn't seem very friendly.
3. The seats were too hard.
4. The coach (Pastor) never came to call on me.
5. The referee (Deacons) made a decision I disagreed with.
6. I was sitting with hypocrites -- they came only to see what others
were wearing.
7. Some of the games/services went into overtime and I was late
getting home.
8. The band (Choir) did songs I didn't like.
9. The games/services were scheduled when I wanted to do other things.
10. My parents took me to too many games/churches when I was growing
up.
11. Since I read a book about football (religion), I know more than
the coaches (pastors) do anyhow.
12. I don't want to take my children, because I want them to choose
for themselves what sport (religion) they like best. (Adapted From
otchurch@aol.com by Sermon Fodder; to subscribe go to http://www.sermonfodder.com)
Michael
Duduit, Editor
michael@preaching.com
www.michaelduduit.com
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Illustrations
essential for evangelistic sermons
In
his new book Preparing Evangelistic Sermons (Baker), Ramesh
Richard talks about the importance of illustrations in the evangelistic
sermon: "An evangelistic sermon desperately needs illustrations
-- and in greater numbers and of higher quality than post-evangelistic
sermons. Our Lord and his Word profusely employ profound illustrations
-- story, narrative, humor, questions, even one-liners -- to communicate
truth. Illustrations help the audience avoid misunderstanding content,
distraction in thought, tedium in active listening, and a quick
disposal of truth. . . .
"Clear
understanding of content forms the basis for acceptance or rejection
of the gospel. It is better for the listeners to understand and
reject your point than to accept it without understanding it. Your
illustrations provide staying power for serious subjects such as
the holiness of God, personal sin, the uniqueness of Jesus, and
the exclusive condition of faith. They also provide relief for the
audience (and you) during the intensity of proclamation. Illustrations,
especially from personal life, authenticate your humanness. A vulnerable
preacher is a believable preacher." (Click
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Sermons.)

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Enlist
volunteers with care
In
the most recent issue of his Leadership Uncensored newsletter,
Ed Young, Jr., offers several suggestions for effective enlistment
of volunteer leaders. Among his ideas:
Keep
vision at the forefront. We do not use the word "need"
in our recruiting. Even though people might fulfill a need for a
short period of time, it makes the ministry look like it is struggling.
Instead, recruit for "opportunities" to expand the vision
of your church, and you'll paint a picture of something exciting
that people want to help build and grow.
Go
old-school with your interaction. Whether it's recruiting, leading,
supporting or appreciating your volunteers, growing a strong volunteer
force is a relational endeavor. Don't hide behind technology when
you're building those relationships! Email is a wonderful tool,
but don't miss the power of communicating in person or on the phone
and investing in the individual lives of your volunteers.
Don't
just fill holes. Don't rush your decision when finding volunteers
for leadership positions. It's better to experience a little short-term
pain and do without, than to put the wrong person in place. Because
when that person doesn't work out (and usually you're going to have
to ask them to step out), not only have you lost a leader, but you
often lose many of the volunteers on that person's team because
of the negative infection that has set in. (You can subscribe to
Ed's newsletter at www.creativepastors.com)

ILLUSTRATION:
Humility
The
August 29, 2005, edition of the Dallas Seminary Daily Devotional
points out that, "Marian Anderson, the great contralto who
won worldwide acclaim, didn't simply grow great; she grew great
simply. In spite of her fame, she remained a beautiful model of
humility. A reporter interviewing Miss Anderson once asked her to
name the greatest moment in her life. She had had so many big moments
to choose from. For example:
"There
was the night conductor Arturo Toscanini announced, 'A voice like
hers comes once in a century.' In 1958 she became a U.S. delegate
to the United Nations. Then there was that private concert she gave
at the White House for the Roosevelts and the king and queen of
England. And in 1963 she was awarded the coveted Presidential Medal
of Freedom.
"Which
of those big moments, among many, did she choose? None of them.
Miss Anderson quietly told the reporter that the greatest moment
of her life was the day she went home and told her mother she wouldn't
have to take in washing anymore.
"Unlike
Marian Anderson, some of us go to great lengths to hide our humble
origins. The truth is, when we peel off our masks, others are usually
not repelled; they are drawn closer to us. Frequently, the more
painful or embarrassing the past, the greater the appreciation and
respect.
"The
prophet Isaiah mentions this very thing as he reminds us to: 'Look
to the rock from which you were hewn, and to the quarry from which
you were dug' (Isa. 51:1). That sounds much more noble and respectable
than its literal meaning, for in the Hebrew text the word 'quarry'
actually refers to 'a hole.' Or, as the old King James Version translates
it: 'Look unto . . . the hole of the pit whence ye are digged.'
"What excellent advice! Before we get all enamored with our
high-and-mighty importance, it's a good idea to take a backward
glance at the 'hole of the pit' from which Christ lifted us. In
fact, let's not just think about it; let's admit it. Why, some of
the greatest saints have crawled out of the deepest, dirtiest, most
scandalous "holes" you could imagine. And it was that
which kept them humble, honest men and women of God, unwilling to
be glorified or idolized."

ILLUSTRATION:
Influence
It
all started with one self-destructive leap.
Shepherds
eating breakfast outside the town of Gevas, Turkey, were surprised
to see a lone sheep jump off of a nearby cliff and fall to its death.
They were stunned, however, when the rest of the nearly 1,500 sheep
in the herd followed, each leaping off of the same cliff.
When
it was all over, the local Aksam newspaper reported that "450
of the sheep perished in a billowy, white pile" (those that
jumped from the middle and end of the herd were saved as the pile
became higher and the fall more cushioned). The estimated loss to
the families of Gevas tops $100,000 -- an extremely significant
amount of money in a country where the average person earns about
$2,700 annually.
"There's
nothing we can do. They're all wasted," said Nevzat Bayhan,
a member of one of the 26 families whose sheep were grazing together
in the herd. ("450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey",
washingtonpost.com (7-8-05), by way of PreachingToday.com)

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ILLUSTRATION:
Stewardship
Tony
Campolo was invited to address a women's conference where the participants
were being challenged to raise several thousand dollars for a mission
project goal. While Campolo was sitting on the dais, the chairperson
turned to him and asked him if he would pray for God's blessing
as they considered their individual responses to the goal. Campolo
stood and -- to the utter amazement of everyone present -- graciously
said "no."
He
approached the microphone and said, "You already have all the
resources necessary to complete this mission project right here
within this room. It would be inappropriate to ask for God's blessing,
when in fact God has already blessed you with the abundance and
the means to achieve this goal. The necessary gifts are in your
hands. As soon as we take the offering and underwrite this mission
project, we will thank God for freeing us to be the generous, responsible
and accountable stewards that we're called to be as Christian disciples."
And they did. (King Duncan, "You Feed Them!")

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FROM THE SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER ISSUE OF
PREACHING . . .
In
a sermon drawn from Exodus 2, Kenneth Gangel observes, "Moses
was not prepared for criticism of his action. He expected
a hero's welcome, acclaim as the savior of his people. Instead
the Hebrew he questioned on the second day scolded him for
interfering!
"But
Moses didn't have time to worry about ingratitude; his mind
turned immediately to a new problem. Everybody in Egypt might
now know that he had murdered an Egyptian the day before.
Soon Pharaoh would seek his life; escape was the only solution.
"How
dependent are you on the praise of others for joy in your
Christian life and ministry? Some church leaders happily go
about their tasks week after week as long as someone offers
thanks and an occasional word of appreciation. Better yet
if we bring them to the platform and publicly acclaim them
as faithful people, important to our congregation.
"But
human criticism forms part of the package for all of us. And
not just criticism following an improper action, as in the
case of Moses. They criticized Jesus too, and the Apostle
Paul. Christians who are not prepared for a certain amount
of complaining will find great difficulty in ministry. These
few words Moses heard from one man were nothing compared to
what he would hear from an entire nation during forty years
in the desert."
Every
issue of Preaching
contains insightful articles on preaching, plus great model
sermons and practical resources. If you're not a current subscriber
to Preaching magazine,
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Also
in the September-October issue of Preaching:
Interviews with David Murrow (author of Why Men Hate Going
to Church) and H.B. London of Focus on the Family, plus
Joe McKeever on negotiating successful sermon conclusions,
and much more. Order
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LINK OF THE WEEK
Not
a link this week, but a hint: watch out for a clever new scam
that comes to you via the phone. You'll receive a call claiming
to be from VISA or MasterCard security, and they will already
have your credit card number. They will claim to be checking
out a potentially fraudulent charge, and at some point they
will ask you to turn your card over and read them several
numbers. What they are trying to do is obtain the three-digit
security ID on your card (those last three numbers printed
on the signature panel of the card).
If
you receive such a call, don't give them the numbers -- after
all, VISA and MasterCard already have those numbers. (They
issued you the card, after all.) If you're still concerned,
just call the toll-free numbers on the reverse side of the
card, and see if there's a legitimate security issue concerning
your card.
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ILLUSTRATION:
Camping, City
Two
boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so
fierce the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from being
bitten.
When
one of them saw some lightning bugs, he said to his friend: "We
might as well give up -- they're coming at us with flashlights!"
(Cybersalt Digest)

"You
can observe a lot just by watching." (Yogi Berra)

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and preaching.com.

Bubba
was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
that there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know
them."
Tired
of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba
how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure,
yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So
Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great
to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for
lunch!"
Although
impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing
Cruise was just lucky.
"No,
no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President
Bush," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes,"
Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go.
At
the White House, W. spots Bubba on the tour and motions him
and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was
just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on
in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well,
the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts
to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The
new Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!"
says Bubba. "My folks are from Germany, and I've known
the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.
Bubba
and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square
when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the
Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all
the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the
balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd
headed toward the Vatican.
Sure
enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the
balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss
has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working
his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and
the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
'Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?'"

"Some
people want to be slaves. After enslaving themselves . . . such
people always go on to deny freedom to others. They will not
rest until they have imposed the same oppressive burdens on
others." (Brendan Manning, The Relentless Tenderness
of Jesus)

Defining
things
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing
in the middle.
BEAUTY
PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
damage.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:
Something other people have. I have character lines.

And
finally . . .
Santa
sued and won.
Olavi
Niikanoff, a professional Santa from Copenhagen, recently sued
the Danish air force after an F-16 fighter jet frightened one
of his reindeers to death. Niikanoff complained that the reindeer
died with fright when a jet roared over the field where his
animals were grazing, according to a Sept. 30 Reuters story.
Santa
won $5,000 in the lawsuit. An air force spokesman noted that
they regularly paid out sums of money to compensate for animals
that die of fright when planes boom overhead.
Meanwhile,
the Easter Bunny is filing suit against the Crest toothpaste
people.

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