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ILLUSTRATION:
Your
sins will find you out!
According
to a July 31 Associated Press story, police in Silver Spring,
Maryland, can thank a forgetful robber for some good evidence: his
picture.
Officers
say the bandit robbed a camera store after asking for a passport
picture. When the clerk opened the register, the suspect drew a gun
and demanded money. While he got away with some cash and the photo,
police say he forgot about the negative. Detectives have made new
prints and are distributing the photo to the media.
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ILLUSTRATION:
Service
requires action
A
man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.
A
subjective person came along and said, "I feel for you down
there."
An
objective person walked by and said, "It's logical that someone
would fall down there."
A
Pharisee said, "Only bad people fall into pits."
A
mathematician calculated how deep the pit was.
A
news reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.
An
IRS agent asked if he was paying taxes on the pit.
A
self-pitying person said, "You haven't seen anything until
you've seen my pit."
A
fire-and-brimstone preacher said, "You deserve your pit."
A
Christian Scientist observed, "The pit is just in your
mind."
A
psychologist noted, "Your mother and father are to blame for
your being in that pit."
A
self-esteem therapist said, "Believe in yourself and you can
get out of that pit."
An
optimist said, "Things could be worse."
A
pessimist claimed, "Things will get worse."
"Jesus,
seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the
pit."
(from Internet for Christians newsletter, July 29,
2002)

AND FINALLY . . .
An
argument over who was going to heaven and who was going to hell
ended with one Texas man shooting another to death, according to a
July 30 Reuters story.
Johnny
Joslin, 20 was allegedly shot by Clayton Frank Stoker, 21. The two
had spent Saturday night with two other men bar-hopping in Fort
Worth. The four men were sitting at a table outside a trailer park
after their night on the town and started arguing about religion.
The talk became heated when the subject turned to who would go to
heaven and who would go to hell.
Stoker
said he would settle the argument and went into a house and returned
with a shotgun, which he loaded and placed in his mouth.
Joslin then took the gun out of Stokers mouth, saying, 'If
you have to shoot somebody, shoot me."' The shotgun went off,
hitting Joslin in the chest and killing him.
At
least Mr. Joslin can now give an accurate answer to that particular
eschatological question.
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